What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 07:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

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Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

No, not a chance

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

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Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

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