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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 07:46

Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are some negative effects of ADHD meds?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
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